So I was gonna write something really funny and insightful, but then I remembered I have football to watch and food to glutton and so do you. So:
- Learn some stuff about the history of Thanksgiving!
- Read a funny article about how those supposedly uptight Puritans got down with booze and excommunicated you if you couldn’t sexually satisfy your wife!
- If you’re somehow still not ready for your feast today and you need some last minute cooking tips hit up my guilty pleasure and get your knowledge on at Food Network.com! Cooking is important and such.
Really, everyone enjoy time with those close to you and get offline. Go outside or something you’re being lame.